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Alex Reid And Katie Price Rubbish Malicious Divorce Rumours

Alex 'Rocky' Reid, the man who gets a buzz out of dressing up in women's clothing and fighting in enclosed areas (I'm not allowed to call him a cross dressing cage fighter any more, oh...wait...forget I said that) and Katie 'Jordan' Price, the horse...

Miley Cyrus Denies That She's Pregnant...Again?

Once again pregnant Miley Cyrus has denied that she is pregnant. "Every time someone sees me with a new guy, this same s*it happens. I have the life I want right now and I am not pregnant." Miley is no Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan either, she...

Susan Boyle Attacks New York Grocer Over Price Of Haggis

According to customers fleeing the Kimbo Market in New York, a very angry Susan Boyle was inside beating up a store manager over the price of haggis. For awhile no one would risk stopping to talk but our ass reporter, Dan Hilliard, had a cab stop...

Jackson doctor pleads not guilty in singer's death

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The doctor hired to care for Michael Jackson was charged on Monday with killing the pop star after a lengthy investigation that found a lethal cocktail of drugs in the singer's system when he died last year.

Sheen charged with assaulting wife; they hug in court

ASPEN, Colo (Reuters) - Actor Charlie Sheen was charged on Monday with assaulting and threatening his wife Brooke Mueller in a heated Christmas Day argument.

Jolie, Pitt sue British newspaper for libel

LONDON (Reuters) - Hollywood couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are suing Britain's News of the World tabloid over allegations it published about their relationship, their London lawyers said on Monday.

Record Super Bowl telecast tops "M*A*S*H" record

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Sunday's Super Bowl TV audience set a viewing record for the annual National Football League Championship and eclipsed the 1983 benchmark set by the comedy "M*A*S*H" to become the most watched U.S. telecast, according to early ratings data on Monday.

"Up in the Air" lifts spirits of some unemployed

NEW YORK (Reuters) - When Andy Glantzman agreed to be filmed baring his soul about what it was like to lose his job, he didn't expect millions to see his confession.

The Who perform hits medley at Super Bowl halftime

NEW YORK (Billboard) - The Who took the stage for the Super Bowl halftime show in Miami on Sunday, and delivered a solid if expected medley of classic rock hits.

"Avatar" loses box office crown to "Dear John"

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - It had to happen sometime, but nobody expected the biggest film of all time to lose its North American box office crown this weekend to "Dear John," a low-budget "chick flick" with a pair of little-known stars.

Hollywood names up for Olivier theatre awards

LONDON (Reuters) - Hollywood stars Rachel Weisz, Jude Law, Keira Knightley and Gillian Anderson were nominated on Monday for Laurence Olivier Awards, British theatre's top accolades.

Japanese monk gets down with the beat for Buddhism

TOKYO (Reuters) - He raps. He chants. And this month, Japan's famed hip-hop loving monk, better known as MC Happiness, will tap dance on stage, in the name of Buddhism.

Broadcaster fined over killing a rat on TV show

SYDNEY/LONDON (Reuters) - British broadcaster ITV pleaded guilty to animal cruelty and was fined by an Australian court on Monday after a rat was killed and eaten on the reality TV show "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here."